Nerdy bimbo with glasses gets punished with hard pecker

Case No. 2115847

Photos description: September 20th 9:56am - Case # 2115847 - Petty Theft - Suspect was cooperative with LP officer from initial interaction. LP officer was perplexed when stolen merchandise was recovered. Suspect had attempted to shoplift a cucumber. After explaining to LP officer the reason behind the Theft and demonstrating what the stolen merchandise was to be used for, LP officer decided to teach suspect a lesson on site and let this one slide due to the trivial value of what was being taken. Evidence logged on Sept 20, 2017.